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Only in Texas... by Jody September 3, 2011 12:23 pm
    What the hell do gnats eat? by Jody September 3, 2011 9:51 am
    • Gnats eat Gnits. And they gather to Gnit-pick. Seriously, my guess is that on days when the wind is low and temperature ... by ER 2011-09-03 10:41:28
      • That's gnat-picking, not gnit-picking. Or maybe gnat-packing. One gnat to another: Hey, bro, you packin'? No, bro, I'm ... by Eri 2011-09-03 19:40:49
        • I am indignint. by ER 2011-09-04 10:20:39
        • ...fuckin' gnats...:) by Jody 2011-09-03 12:54:12
        Pogo! by TB September 2, 2011 8:03 pm
        • Friday the 13th come on a Tuesday this month. by Eri 2011-09-03 06:51:28
          • "We have met the enemy, and he is us." "Thar’s only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe ... by ER 2011-09-03 08:49:07
            • I'd forgotten that second quote was from Pogo! I'll bet it was Porkypine that said it, my favorite character. ... by TB 2011-09-03 09:43:02
              • I can't remember the exact characters, but if memory serves me, they were fishing in the little boat and musing ... by ER 2011-09-03 10:44:27
                • Here you go. Per Wiki, it was Walt Kelly's poster for the first Earth Day. I wonder what ... by Eri 2011-09-03 19:43:54
          Friday odd links by TB September 2, 2011 11:46 am
          • More odd stuff: 21 photos you won't believe aren't photoshopped. by TB 2011-09-02 20:20:24
            • Wow Tom! I Facebooked this! by Jody 2011-09-03 08:08:08
            The human dilemma by Jody September 2, 2011 8:57 am
            • I guess I am smack dab in the middle. When I was building up a clientele as a hairdresser, and ... by Jody 2011-09-02 19:00:49
              • I have never considered myself a "self promoter". I was ambitious, which seems different from self promoting to me. ... by FrankC 2011-09-02 23:31:48
                • Every day a hustlin'..... by Jody 2011-09-03 09:28:46
              A few minor observations...[edit] by Jody September 1, 2011 6:26 am
              • OK, your neighbor has tagged you as a soft touch, someone she can take advantage of. by Eri 2011-09-01 11:54:46
                • Eri's got a point. She sounds like a bit of a loser. Anybody spending 9 bucks on a ... by TB 2011-09-01 12:24:54
                  • She is crazier than a shit house rat. I have never met anyone like her. Poor planning on her part constitutes ... by Jody 2011-09-01 20:12:41
                    • I hope you did NOT water her lawn for her. She needs to learn NOT to ask you to ... by Eri 2011-09-01 23:23:06
                      • No I didn't Eri. I was passive aggressive though. I just nodded and laughed to myself...thinking...yeah right. I actually have ... by Jody 2011-09-02 08:32:52
                        • If you really wanted to be passive aggressive, you could have turned on her sprinkler and left it on for ... by FrankC 2011-09-02 16:30:50
                          • Or send her an official invoice for "Landscape Services" at $30 an hour. by podrock 2011-09-02 17:00:59
                          • Good for you. Now, to another subject... Argggggghhhhhhhh. My least favorite new saying or any saying of all time ... by Eri 2011-09-02 09:11:02
                            • Actually...I love it. I was watching National Geographic last night. They are showing a documentary on 9/11. I remember one of ... by Jody 2011-09-02 09:42:44
                              • I like the phrase, "Let's roll!" It's a call to action, something positive. The saying, "That's not how ... by Eri 2011-09-02 15:28:12
                              • How about "Homie don't play that?" Or "that's not my bag?" I use that one. by TB 2011-09-02 09:30:57
                                • Replace Homie with Tom? I hate anything that sounds like referring to oneself in the third person. :) I remember when ... by FrankC 2011-09-02 16:53:11
                                  • I don't have a problem with those. I do have a problem with anything that comes from Celebrity Apprentice ... by Eri 2011-09-02 15:29:34
                                    • I use the homie one....heh...I got it from some clown (literally) played by Damon Wayans on "In Living Color" by Jody 2011-09-02 09:44:36
                                      • My all time favorite for friend(homie) is, "I am your Huckleberry". by FrankC 2011-09-02 16:57:26
                                        • I first heard Val Kilmer use that as Doc Holliday in Wyatt Earp...I love that line! by Jody 2011-09-02 20:11:27
                        • Make sure your pool has a fence. A really good one. by TB 2011-09-01 07:32:35
                          Do we define our circumstances, or do circumstances define us? by Jody August 31, 2011 10:14 am
                          • Can you be a bit more specific? by TB 2011-08-31 13:09:47
                            • Well, actually everything is relative isn't it? We are born into our parents' belief systems....and if we are fortunate enough, we ... by Jody 2011-08-31 13:12:48
                              • There is such a thing as becoming way too involved in navel-gazing. :) The answers to most important questions are pretty ... by TB 2011-08-31 16:29:50
                                • Heh...my daughter basically told me the same thing...:) by Jody 2011-08-31 17:39:47
                                  • The most important questions don't have any answers at all. That is why they are called "important questions". If ... by ER 2011-08-31 18:24:15
                                    • Not "the most important" questions. "Most important questions." Note the difference. That people are still looking for ... by TB 2011-08-31 19:03:13
                                      • You're right, it's a subtle distinction, but certainly a valid one. But still, be careful, I do believe I ... by ER 2011-08-31 19:32:18
                                        • Another subtle distinction is that "simple" and "easy" are not synonyms. by TB 2011-08-31 19:39:30
                                          • Neither are "right" and "true". by ER 2011-08-31 19:43:29
                                            • Depends on which definition of "right" you're using: morality, or accuracy? :) by TB 2011-08-31 19:51:58
                                              • Choices often resolve to a question of semantics. Here's the answer to your question. Listen carefully. And check out the ... by ER 2011-08-31 20:11:35
                                                • Great stuff! I remembered the drink routine, but had completely forgotten the magnetic armor gag. by TB 2011-08-31 21:03:10
                            • If history truly repeats itself...then it would seem circumstances define us...or we are insane....or both. by Jody 2011-08-31 12:27:04
                              • Both. Or neither. You are generally told the former by someone who wants you to do something you'd rather not, and ... by ER 2011-08-31 11:53:29
                                • I have been pondering this question all morning and from my perspective I keep coming up with circumstances define us...I'll ... by Jody 2011-08-31 12:15:44
                                  • It's the oldest cliché in the book, especially coming from Barnacle Bill, but it still applies. There is nothing you can ... by ER 2011-08-31 18:30:32
                                    • I like that. Saw another one on a small plaque in a doctor's office: "Life isn't about waiting for the storm ... by TB 2011-08-31 19:05:13
                                    • How can they not? If you embrace your circumstances, then they define you. If you reject your circumstances, ... by Lee 2011-08-31 15:10:16
                                  OK, someone stole my idea by Eri August 31, 2011 5:01 am
                                  • When I was a kid (pre-school) we used to live in the housing projects, and there was an old-fashioned Cuban ... by ER 2011-08-31 05:57:48
                                    I'm submitting to this Journal by Eri August 27, 2011 11:35 pm
                                    • BTW, the Editorial Board by Eri 2011-08-27 23:36:53
                                      Soldier hero for today by TB August 26, 2011 3:47 pm
                                      • No shit, Sherlock! That brings tears to my eyes. by Eri 2011-08-26 17:03:13
                                        Saving Private Ryan by Jody August 26, 2011 9:07 am
                                        • The opening segment of that movie is so real and so poignant as to be painful in the horror that ... by Eri 2011-08-26 10:12:34
                                          • I know nothing about war. I was technically in one, but never fired my weapons, came under enemy fire, ... by ER 2011-08-26 09:35:04
                                            Navy Seal laid to rest by TB August 24, 2011 5:01 pm
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