Henceforth, no Conservative shall pay taxes. They shall be on their own to take care of themselves and each other as they see fit. They shall have no access to the Fire Departments, Police Departments, Libraries, Public School Systems, any University receiving Federal funding, hospitals receiving Federal funding, National Guard assistance in emergencies, FEMA for natural disasters, National Parks, etc. They may not drive on any roads without paying tolls.

Any access to any of the above would be by paying hefty fees. Only the wealthier Conservatives, of course, would be able to afford those services but that’s not our problem.

A year of that and they’d all become Liberals.

ROFLMAO.