I found out from the state unemployment board that I applied for unemployment benefits from my own sole proprietorship consulting company.
Why didn’t I tell me I was getting laid off? What the hell is the matter with me? I couldn’t sack myself by a tweet? How rude! We’ve been working with each other for years. I trusted me. After all I have done for me and this is what I get?
And here I/we thought to enjoy a really nice spring day outside instead of filling out fraud claims and checking my credit.