http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read

Prize-worthy comments…

Ihatejoeklm-
I want to hear De Niro or Pacino read this letter. God I want it so bad.

k2b
Christopher Walken. That is all.

Dr_Teeth_and-the-Electric_Mayhem
This calls for Shatner.

I particularly enjoyed BigAsn‘s comment, but chose not to reproduce it here for what should be obvious reasons.

When I was a student at USF, national sororities and fraternities were banned but local social clubs were allowed to organize (although only business and elementary ed majors joined them). There were no varsity sports allowed either, although intramural athletics were encouraged.

That’s all changed now. The Greeks have taken over, and the football and basketball teams are both called The Bulls.

I was in SPS (Society of Physics Students), the Chess Club, and the Sports Car Club.