A security guard is hospitalized in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally discharging his weapon and shooting off his penis. According to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian, the unnamed 33-year-old man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, striking him in the groin.
But wait this happened outside the USA so why should it matter?
Unfortunately, these types of accidents are not uncommon. The Digital Journal listed reports of accidental gunshot wounds to the penis and testicles in Arizona and Washington state, as well as an incident from September in Port Lucie, Florida in which a man cleaning a newly purchased gun at a party shot himself in the genitals.
Oh never mind. But hey the only way to stop a bad dick with a gun is a good dick with a gun. Let’s post armed dicks in all public, or at least pubic, places. After all, guns don’t shoot dicks, only dicks with guns shoot dicks.