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The only joke I know. May 16, 2014 12:24 pm ER

Not the only one I’ve heard, I’ve heard millions. But its the only one I can always remember, the one that reliably bubbles up into my consciousness when someone says, “Tell a joke.”.

I first remember Cheech Marin telling it, although I doubt he invented it. It’s probably been around in one form or another since Christ was a corporal. For some obscure reason, it seems to strike a profound and existential chord in me. It goes something like this…

Straight Man: “Why don’t Baptists make love standing up?”

Punch Line: “Because they’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.”

  • A story. by bowser 2014-05-16 23:19:50
    • One of the saddest posts ever, ER. by bowser 2014-05-16 18:28:46
      • It helps to be Cheech and Chong fan to properly grasp the subtlety of the humor. by ER 2014-05-16 18:59:38
        • Well, I think their impaired brains create subtlety for themselves. by bowser 2014-05-16 19:49:29
          • Functional brains have to create their own subtlety. by ER 2014-05-17 08:34:15

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