(Sung to the tune of “Folsum Prison Blues”)

With apologies and respects to
Mr Johnny Cash.

He logs on in the morning
and warms up his machine,
now he’s ready to take on
the whole damn Lefty scene.
He’s the Great Wingnut Avenger
of the Internet HabZone.
Always ready to do battle,
set us straight, or pick a bone.

‘Cuz Robert’s on the warpath
and Bowser’s talkin’ trash.
Al and Buck would raise taxes
and loot our hard-won stash.
Plunderers and statists,
are all they’ll ever be.
You can count on Tommy’s Truth;
only he can set us free.

POTUS is a Bolshie
Pelosi’s on the rag;
MSM and Hollywood
are really just a drag.
Sharia Law is coming,
they hate that we are free.
Can’t we just run our business?
Why can’t they let us be?

But Tom is on the case.
Behold his vorpal sword!
He’ll cut to find the truth,
until we’re dead or bored.
He’ll type and link and post.
At nine he’ll Flame again
It’s midnight on the East Coast
And ER’s turning in.