To: the people of the World> A sinister plot unfolds before our very eyes:-
1: Tony Blair joins the Catholic Church http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7157409.stm and becomes Middle East Envoy (suspicious eh?).
2.The ministry of Defense UK makes available top secret files on UFO’s http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7400230.stm.
3. The POPE acknowledges the existence of ALIENS.!!!!!!!!!!.
Join the dots……
Those “in the know”; those that have sources that have sources report that the REAL POPE is being held hostage in the Vatican Cellars by FREEMASONS led by a Jesuit priest with a magnetic bottle of ANTIMATTER. Cardinal Ratzinger (AKA the antipope) is clearly an ALIEN imposter, Tony Blair (the mind boggles) can be none other the illegitimate descendant of Mary Magdalene and Fred Flintstone. Civilization ‘as we know it’ totters on the brink. Think I’ll go an eat wurms.
Gordon Briown
Prime Number, UK Govt.
10 (!) Downing Street
London.
Present whereabouts:
Salmon fishing; Somewhere in Scotland.