But they have all of nothing to do with our love life, our emotional life, our work life or our 'destiny'- unless a nearby one goes supernova, and then we can all hold marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers in our hands while kissing our asses goodbye.

No empirical proof, no causal mechanism, no predictions that can either be definitively confirmed or definitively denied, yet claims to yield certain knowledge and have the same epistemological status of a science.... ? then its just a bunch of pseudoscientific bullshit. You may reject that truth, but so too do some people reject that our cosmological immediate neighborhood is heliocentric, or that the world is round, or that the color of ones skin is irrelevant in predicting overall absolute health, success or fitness.