HabitableZone Humor

How many HZ-ers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first we have to set up a consensus on the Community board, then see if its within Robert's software parameters, get the moderators to discuss any consequences of said light bulb backchannel, the lightbulb must be thoroughly scanned by Modbob for concealed pseudoscience in the vortical screw-in base, the economic ramifications need to be debated on CE and the lightbulb addition will either be determined to be a good investment or more unnecessary porkbarrel spending, after which the lightbulb in question may be screwed in. At such point after it has been screwed in, a number will complain about the lightbulb, others will be shocked at the new lightbulb and say they knew of no plans to screw one in and a new debate about unscrewing it will have to be undertaken on Community, its contribution to the boards will need to be measured and Robert will be asked as to whether a lightbulb is really necessary and whether the addition of one is a sign folks here take the place too seriously.

In the end, the lightbulb will remain and be a source of dissension which polarizes HZ members into pro-lightbulb, anti-lightbulb and quid pro quo lightbulb groups.

;-)

Posted by SDAI-Tech1 on 7/10/2005 6:29:20 PM