A fellow in the military overseas gets a call from his sister.
"Dad died."
"What? What are you saying?"
"Father died yesterday. Pneumonia. Took a fast turn for the worst. Service is Wednesday."
"Well, you could have broken it to me a bit gentler, fer crissake. Been a little considerate. That was too harsh."
"OK. Sorry. I've explained so much I just took a shortcut."
The fellow is mollified. The next week he gets a call from the same sister.
"How's was the service for Dad?"
"Fine,", she says. "I thought you should know that Mom caught a cold at graveside, got the sniffles, slight temperature. Nothing to worry about."
I'm afraid that's Paulson. And Bush. And for them it's not bad.
Arf